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1: Wife : Suno is paheli ka jawab do.
Masal masal ke khada kiya or thuk laga ke ghusa diya .
Husband: ye kya kah rahi ho
Wife: arre ji sui me dhaga aap bhi na
; Kaha pahuch jate ho;
2: Husband Wife ko kiss karane Laga:
Wife Usey rok ke Idhar Udhar Dekhane Lagi.
Husband- Kya Hua?
Wife- Dekh Rahi Hu
Aas-PassDISCOVERY Wale to Nahi Hai.
Saale MMS bana lete hai.
3 :
Jab ladki ki suhag raat k baad uski saheli puchhti hai
Kaisi rahi suhag raat ?
To vo batati hai – “ Aa ye the wo dar se , dil jala diya ,
Pahle kiya kiwad band ,
Fir deepak bhuja diya .
Pahle khel khelne lage seena tatolkar ,
Fir khel khelne lage under vear khol kar .
Ek jang aisi chhidi palang par ,
Gole wali top rakh di surangpar ,
Yah tha 9 minute ka majaa,
Ab bhog rahi hu 9 mahine ki saja,
9 mahine baad 1 aisa ho ga visfot ,
Jo ban jayga bharat k liye 1 aur vote.
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