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Hot Sms For Girl Friend

 

Hot Sms For Girl Friend

» Girl-5 Rs dena.
Boy- Right jeb se le lo (jeb fati thi, LUND hath aaya.)
Girl-Nahi hai.
Boy-Left side dekho (fir fati jeb).
Girl- Behenchod.
Rupaya 1 Nahi LUND 2-2.


» Dosti Chuchi nahi jo Bad jaye!
Gaand nahi jo fat jaye!
Lund nahi jo thak jaye!
Hamari apki dosti to choot ki tarah hai,
Jo waqt K sath-2 aur gahri hoti jaye!!


» BOOBS KI ATMAKATHA—Mera janam 12 saal baad hua
Rang layi mere chahne walo ki dua jab main bilkul choti thi
Tab main frock me soti thi
Phir mere aakar ka vistar hua
Nimbu badh ke anaar hua
Jab main badne lagi har kisiki nazar mujhpe padne lagi
Hua phir Bra mera ghar Ab lagne laga mujhe darr
Jab mera size hua bada Jane kitano ka hua khada
Bhid me ladko ne haath mara
Mujhe ehsaaa hua bahut pyaara
Phir na jaane kitno ne dabaya
Such kahu to bada mazaa aaya
Kisi ne pyaar se sehlaya kisiko pyaar se chusvya
Kisine mujhe masal diya kisine mujhpe Apna ragad diya
Jab main gayi jhool saare maadarchod
Mujhko gaye bhool.


» kisi ne mujhse aapki Umar puchhi
Mene kaha—chehare se 18yrs
Styl se 17yrs
Swtness se 14yrs
Hasi se 10yrs
Ankho se 6yrs
Kul mila kar 65yrs
..
Kam to nahi bataya Na?


» Ladka—Apni class fellwo se, Tum pass ho gayi ho?
Girl—Haa bilkul!
Ladka-- to muh to meetha karwa do!
Girl—Kiss se?
Ladka-- Chalo kiss se he karwa do….


» Ragging ke waqt Ladko ne 1 ladki se kaha
,1swal ka jawab do..
Patna kaha hai?
Ladki—Bihar me.
Boy—Kyu, yaha koi problem Hai jo BIHAR me
Jaake hi patogi..


» Jo apni Girl Friend ko chand samajhte hain,
Wo kripya dhyan rakhe ki…. . .
Chand par aapse pehle 17 log chadh chuke hai,or

1 Kutta bhi tha.


 
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