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1:- Kiss kiss ki mahafil me
Kiss kiss ne kiss kiss ko kiss kiya,
Ek wo tha jisane har miss ko kiss kiya,
Ek mai tha jisane har kiss ko miss kiya,
bolo shri-shri 10008 kiss king BABAki jai…….
2:- Every second God remembers u
Every minut God blesses u
Every hour God cares 4u
Bcoz every day I pray-Banda
Apna khas hai jara iska dhyan rakhana.
3:- SON-Kal,Dady k office se PRAY karane ki awaz aa rahi thi,
MOM-pray karana to achi baat hai,
SON-Dady to chup the unki secretry chilla rahi thi-
“OH GOD! OH GOD!.
4:- Raja Rani me tay hua ki ab mobile nahi ,
KABUTAR ke dwara pyar hoga,
Ek baar Rani ne bina letter k KABUTAR ,
Uda diya,
Raja:ye kya tha Rani?
Rani:miss call.
5:- 1 Ladke Ne
1Ladki se
Uska naam puchha
Ladki ne kaha-Meri scooty k pichhe likha hai,
Scooty ke pichhe likha tha-
7.3
4.3
9.3
2.1
Dimag ho to ladki ka Naam bataiye?
IT’S A CHALLENGE…………
6:- Kuchh salo baad na jane kya sama hoga,
Na jane kaun dost kanhaan hoga,
Phir milana hua to milenge yaadon me,
Jaise sukhe gulab millte hai kitabo me.
7:- jami pe kadam apke padate nahi
Udi ja rahi ho pawan ki tarah,
Aashiko ki kami tumko hogi nahi,
Pahle chalana to sikh lo hiroino ki tarah.
8:- wife husband se-aji ham na hote to shirt me button
Kyon lagata.
Husband:- Tum log nahi hote to shirt pahanane ki jarurat kyat hi.
9:- Sitam dhane ki had dhoti hai,
Milne na aane ki hadd hoti hai,
Kabhi-kabhi to sms kar diya karo,
Paise bachane ki bhi hadd hoti hai.
10:- Haqikat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya begana,
Hamara aapka rishta hai purana,
Isliye farz hai apko batana,
Ki garmi chal rahi hai
Please ROZ nahana……….
11:- Ramlila se Hanuman tha farar,
Roll k liye fit kiya 1sardar,
Sardrar tha bhut hi kammal,
Ped se chhalang mar k bola,
Jo Bole So Nihal
Sita DARLING
Sasriyacall.
12:- Mere dost mujse gila arte hai,
Hum unse kum mila karte hai,
Par wo nadaan itna nahi samjhate ki,
sitare dur se hi roshani diya karate hai.
13:- Ek Bewafa ke jakham par marhum lagane hum gaye,
Marhum ki kasam marhum na mila,
Mar……Hum…….Gaye.
14:-Life of a student-kapde hai,
Press nahi……
Wallet hai paise nahi……
Lecture hai, attendance nahi…..
Mobile hai, bil nahi…..
Exam hai, tension nahi….
Padhna hai, mood nahi…..
15:-samose me aaloo ka,
Bihar me laloo ka,
Lagane me lali ka,
Sasural me Sali ka ,
Bada mahtva hota hai.
16:- padh likh kar kya karana hai,
Akhir ek din sabko marna hai,
Charr din khushi se kaat le mere
Dost kyuki agle janam me phir nursery se
Shuru karma hai……
17:- Ek student dusre se-Yaar aaj kuch khatarnak kam karne ka man kar raha
Hai.
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Dusra student- To fir chalke thodi padhai karte hai.
18:- Friendship is a Rainbow between,two hearts,
Sharing seven feelings.
1-Love
2-Happiness
3-Truth
4-Faith
5-Secret
6-Trust 7-Sadness
Hope d Rainbow of our friendship 4ever Thanx For
Become my friend the better friends is the best thing that
God created therefore
I valorize the ones that I have this include
YOU MY FRIEND.
19:- Kiss is a Key of love,
Love is a lock of marriage,
Marriage is a box of children,
The children are future of India.
So don’t stop of Kissing.
20:- Student ke dard ko university kya jane,
Collage ke riwazo ko parents kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni taqlif ek parchi nikalne me,
Wah papper chek karane wale kya jane.
21:- If I need Brain transplantation,
I’ll prefer ur brain,
Don’t think that u r a genious,
I need a brain which is never used b4,
HeHe……..HeHe…………….
22- BOY:- bus train aur ladki ek aati hai to dusri jati hai,
GIRL:- auto riksha or ladka ek bulao char-char chale aate hai.
23:-In ankhon se sapane churaya na karo,
Hamari dosti ko ajmaya na karo,
Tumhare sms per 100 call kar doon,
Bas tum phone uthaya na karo……..;
24:-Kaise ho?
Maje me?
Tabiyat kaisi!
Baki aanad mangal!
Ungli me dard to nahi na?
Aankh bhi ok?
Dimak thikane?
Kamal hai yaar fir sms
Nahi Karte?
25:- wo ANKH badi Pyari thi jo
Tumane use Mari thi,
Wo SANDAL badi BHARI thi,
Jo usne Tumhe Mari thi.
Tum to Muft me Pit gaye,yaar
Tumhe To Ankh marne ki
Bimari thi.
26:- Jaam karva hai magar itne bhi nahi ki piya na jaye,
Zindagi me dard hai magar itani bhi nahi ki jiya na jaye,
Ye mana sms par charg hai magar itna bhi nahi ki kiya na jaye.
27:-Dil hai to pyar hai,
Pyar hai to eshq hai
Eshq hai to mohabbat hai,
Mohabbat hai to dard hai to,
Zandu Bam Hal hai.
28:- Dil ke dard ko juban par late nahi,
Hum apni aankho se aasu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahare kyo na ho,
Hum DETTOL ke siva kuch lagate nahi.
29:- Murkh hai wo log jo apne friend ko miss karte hai,
Are miss karana hai to machharo ko miss karo jo apni
Jaan par khel kar apko kiss karte hai.
30:- Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari-bari
Hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
Ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena kyunki
Hame bilkul passand nahi hai Udhari.
31:- Bachler morning prayer radha-radha kudi,
Phasada hare murari mila kuwari,
Jai hanuman pat jaya mari jan ,
Wahe guru da kalse sodi kudi di
Lalsa.
32:- Kanjusi ke liye oscar ka nomination,
Jabbhi ayega,apka naam bade adab se
liya jayega,bhulke bhi kabhi kisi ko
sms mat kana,warna award hath se nikal
jayega.
33:- Dost mere tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,
Kabhi to mahfilon me bhi aya karo,
Kya hua jo tut gaye son eke data,
Fir bhi muh khol kar muskuraya karo
34:- Gadho ke liye ghaas ho tum
Budhe ke liye chywanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupaid bkwas ho tum,
Ji bhi ho meri jaan ,dost magar jhakaas ho tum,
35:- Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Naye bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai.
Aur kitna intzar karu tere sms ka are
Yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
36:- Tmko kabhi udas hone na denge,
Tum jaise idiot ko khone na denge,
Apne dil se contect me rahna,
Varna kaan ke niche denge
Aur rone na denge.
37:- Aaj aasman me tare aise chamak rahe hai,
(jara gaur farmayi ye)(2 1 bilkul! Jaise kal
Chamak rahe the.
38:- OX-A,kya bolti tu?
COW-A kya mai bolu.
OX-sun
COW-suna
OX-ati kya Gaushala?
COW-kya karu?ake mai Gaushala?
OX-Mundi hilange,ghaas chabaenge,
Gobar felaenge or kya?
39:- khuda kare k tumko “JUDAI”na mile
Kbhi b “TANHAI” na mile mujhe sms
na kro to kuch aisa ho k mausam ho sardi
ka or tumko “Rzai” na mile.
40:-Sorry-2 ye msg. galti se aap ke pass pahuch gaya hai.
Isme neeche galat-salat likha hai,
Plz neeche mat dekhana…..
GALAT-SALAT.
41:- Kya tum ped par chad sakte ho?
Kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho?
Kya sina cheer k dikha sakte ho?
Nahi na?
Beta
Sirf shakl Bandar jaisi hone se
Koi Hanuman nahi hota.
42:- Brain is most outstanding object
I nature it functns 24 hrs 365 days
It functns Rife from time VR bron,
N stop only whn,
V enter Examination Hall……
43:- Bumper offer send me 99 sms nd
Win a car ka”PHOTO”29 COLOUR TV,
“dibba”England jane wale plane ko
‘TATA’ karne ko mouka and a
Dinnar with me wo bhi,
Aapke ghar me.
44:- Hasi ko outbox,Ansoon ko inbox,
Gusse ko sant,hansi ko hold, gum ko
Ok,help ko delete,dil ko karo silent
Fir dekho jindagi ki ringtone kaise
Bhagti hai.
45:- Hawa me bindaas ud raha tha gaalib,
Hawa me betab ud raha tha gaalib
Hawa me ajaad ud raha tha galib,
Phir kya……Ruk gayi hawa,
Gir gaya gaalib.
46:- Ek hazar me tune mujhe attract kar diya,
Isliye to sanam maine tujhe,
Hazaron me select kar liya.
47:- Phone ek “mandir” sms uska”Bhagavan”,
Sms bhejnewala “pujari”sms padneala
“Bhakt”padkar sms karnewala”Daani”
Or na karnewala mandir ka“BHIKHARI”.
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